The list of Academy Awards nominees was announced. I had great hopes this year that I would have been able to avoid seeing all nominees, but alas, I have seen three (I bet you have seen more). On the upside, they are three of the less respected ones. I have seen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Batman Begins, and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for costume design, cinematography, and art direction respectively.
If you know me at all this may come as a surprise to you. There was a time when I would see about seventy-five percent of all movies released, and for a brief moment I may have seen all of them (in current release at the time). More recently I have been chased out of the theatre by knuckle dragging fuck-nuts who can’t seem to shut the hell up while the movie is on. I would love to pound these maggots into a pile of mush, but at the same time I don’t want to go to prison. For the most part, I have decided to switch to seeing the few movies that are released in IMAX. The fifteen-dollar price tag tends to keep the riff raff out, though this is not a sure thing anymore.
What we need is a theatre that operates as a club. You would have to pay a little for club membership, but the real value of the club would be that all members would have to agree to be quiet and well behaved, or they would be ejected from the club and never allowed to return. Paradise.
Most of the problem nowadays is that there is no enforcement to make people shut up.
I really love seeing movies in the theatre, and hope to someday be able to return. Till then, Netflix all the way.
A while back