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Nostradumbass

Now I will look into the future, and make my predictions for the New Year.

Predictions are not meant to be taken as fact and the predictor provides no guarantee as to the validity of these predictions. Any actions taken in response to these predictions are the sole responsibility of the actor, and the actor assumes all related liability. All of these predictions are absolutely, positively, the truth.

1. The stock market will remain a solid place to keep your money. Don

{ 6 } Comments

  1. Commander Plaza | January 4, 2005 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    I poop on your number 2. Damn Wolves…

    #8: Yep. If the Academy has it’s way, it seems that in ’05 banal will be the new black.

    #9: I know, right?

    #10: True dat.

  2. Victor | January 6, 2005 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    Steamed Rice reaches top of Google searches for “Parminder” (without the “@”) and Parminder wins an Emmy, thanking Steamed Rice in her acceptance speech.

  3. Dick Hymen | January 10, 2005 at 9:22 pm | Permalink

    I predict the Kings will trade Doug Christie to Orlando for Cuttino Mobley and Michael Bradley.

  4. Johnny Huh? | January 12, 2005 at 3:04 pm | Permalink

    Oh come on now, Paris Hilton is the very epitome of the perfect American girl. Skinny (some might say scrawny), blond (bottled but who cares, eh?), exceedingly rich and didn’t earn a penny of it herself (choose your parents wisely), and truly as dumb as a post (and that’s being unkind to the post). She’s perfect!

    Here’s a few more….

    11. Randy Johnson will succumb to “Giambi-itis” and suck the entire time he plays for New York. In one outing he will give up 11 home runs.

    12. Ever more effective terrorist attacks will erode and eventually cripple the Iraq occupation.

    13. The Governator will continue to embarass all Californians by not being able to pronounce the name of the state that he governs. And he’ll make many, many stupid off hand jokes that will further undermine his ability to lead (if it can be called that).

  5. dave | February 13, 2005 at 11:01 pm | Permalink

    plastic surgery will be the new black.

    paris hilton will finish sixth at aqueduct.

    the gulf stream will keep moving and make steamed rice.

    the stock market will remain a safe place to wonka your willie.

  6. dave | February 21, 2005 at 2:00 am | Permalink

    oh , yeah. i’ll win millions of dollars in the lottery.

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